Malcolm in the Middle, Season 1

Spangler:
Hello!

Lois:
Who are you?

Spangler:
Edwin Spangler. I am Commandant of Marlin Academy.

Lois:
Good for you. Where's your eye?

Spangler:
Pardon?

Lois:
Do your ears work? Do you have some business with my son? He needs to rest.

Spangler:
Well, I stopped by to pick up your boy's homework.

Lois:
Homework?! You're not giving him homework. My son nearly lost his life - something that never would have happened if you'd taken proper care of him in the first place.

Spangler:
Well, I assure you, ma'am, had it not been for Francis' long history of crying wolf...

Lois:
Crying wolf? You listen to me, you idiot! My child is sick. He does not need you marching in here, puffing up your little chest, and making his life more miserable than it already is. Why don't you just go play "army man" somewhere else?

Spangler:
[walking away] God, she is magnificent.