Malcolm in the Middle, Season 3

Lois:
[wrapping up some gifts while talking on the phone to Francis in Alaska] Just spend a couple of days with Grandma. You can leave right after Christmas.

Francis:
I am not visiting that woman. She's evil and she hates me.

Lois:
Francis, this is family! This is Grandma's first Christmas since your grandpa died and you live the closest. How can you be so selfish?

Francis:
Well did you even invite her to your house?

Lois:
[pauses for a minute] She knows she's always welcome.

Francis:
Hey, maybe we'll both get on a bus and come down to surprise you.

Lois:
Don't you threaten me, I am ending this discussion. You are going to Whitehorse. You're going to the drugstore to buy her a gift. And you both will have a proper Christmas.