Malcolm in the Middle, Season 3

Hal:
I don't understand, an entire roast gone, with your bare hands. The salad, the potatoes, the green beans. What do you have to say for yourself?

Dewey:
I was hungry, I guess.

Reese:
This is great. Let's tell them about the dog and really nail his coffin shut.

Malcolm:
Not yet. I have a hunch.

Hal:
An entire stick of Butter?!

Reese:
Now, lets tell them now.

Malcolm:
Wait for it.

Hal:
Wait a sec. How could you eat a candle?

Dewey:
[Takes candle stick from Hal's hand and eats it.] I like candles. i think they're good.

[Lois is disgusted with him.]

Hal:
that's it, you are going to the hospital and having your stomach pumped.