Malcolm in the Middle, Season 4

Craig:
[pushes the doors open in a heroic fashion.] Not so fast!

Dean:
This transaction does not concern you, Feldspar.

Bob:
That's Craig Feldspar, he's a level 45 Dungeon Master.

Craig:
(confronting Dean for attempting to sell Hal a $50 mark up of a bad comic book) What cereal box did you shake this out of, Dean?

Dean:
It's the first print, totally collectible.

Craig:
Oh, should we check the Overstreet? Wait, we don't have to! 1997: First and only printing. 50,000 returns all in circulation. I keep this in my bathroom, but not for reading. This isn't a comic book store, it's a novelty shop!