Malcolm in the Middle, Season 4

Reese:
Craig! You are ruining our date!

Craig:
[pulls over, slams on the brakes and looks back at Reese & Alison.] Now listen here! Do you know how long I have dreamed and planned for this night? 34 YEARS AND I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU LITTLE BRATS RUIN IT!!! We're gonna have a hayride, dinner, and a bonfire and it will be a magical evening that will live in our hearts FOREVER!!!

Alison:
What's that on your glasses?

Craig:
[takes his glasses off] What? (Alison pepper sprays Craig's eyes with a can of mace) Ahhhhhh!!!!! Reese, you said she would be nice to me!!!! You said she'd like me!!!!

[Alison is shocked and looks at Reese. She unfastens her seatbealt and quickly gets out of the car]

Reese:
Yeah, let's ditch this loser.

[Alison positions the can of mace on Reese too, implying that she will spray him next if he doesn't let her go her own way. Reese smiles nervously.]

Reese:
Okay, see you in school.

[Alison closes the door and attends the concert alone, while Reese is forced to spend the rest of his evening with Craig]