Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5

[Hal is taking the stand in his own defense.]

Hal:
I haven't shown up for work on a Friday for 15 years.

Lawyer:
He didn't show up on Fridays for 15 years.

Hal:
[Sotto voice to the judge] That isn't going to be on the record, is it.

Lawyer:
Do you have any evidence to back up these wild assertions?

Hal:
Well, yeah. Once, I knew what to look for, I realise I have almost everything I need in my memory box.

Lawyer:
[points to the first picture on the board.] The prosecution maintains you handed the Board of Commitees a set of cookbooks on August 9.

Hal:
[Prouces a picture at an amusement park] That's when I went to Barvaria Land.

[The prosecution is shocked as Hal's lawyer posts up a picture on the board. Soon the case weakens as more of Hal's stuff from his time away on his own excursions proving his innocence. The Jury declares him not guilty, but Lois is enraged at him for lying to her about not working on Fridays for 15 years.]

Lois:
I don't believe this, you haven't worked on Fridays? After all the kids Groundings, all the sacrfices, this is why you lied? For 15 years, I have been carpooling, working my butt off and keeping an eye on the boys while you were feeding Shamu!

Hal:
Actully it's Keko one