Malcolm in the Middle, Season 6

Malcolm:
The Army. What do you expect from people who would give Reese a gun?

Lois:
Oh that's right it's the Army's fault that your brother gets killed.

Hal:
Now Lois, we can't blame Malcolm for stealing Reese's girl and causing this whole mess in the first place.

Malcolm:
Huh?

Hal:
Kids his age are nothing but raging hormones and hideous self-involvement. They are all immoral little creeps.

Lois:
Don't defend him, Hal. Just help me make dinner.

Dewey:
Great, angry meatloaf. Thanks a lot.

Malcolm:
[to audience] I don't have to worry about Reese. All he has to do is lay low and not do anything stupid... Oh, God.