Malcolm in the Middle, Season 6

Hal:
You know that jerk across the road who's got it in for me?

Dewey:
Which one? 'Parking Jerk' or 'Lawnmower Jerk'?

Hal:
No! 'Christmas Jerk', Bill Randall! Every year that guy waits to see what Christmas decorations I put out and then finds a way to top it. I string lights, he strings better lights. I put out Frosty, he puts out an elf village. I put out Dracula, he does nothing and I look like a jackass! I mean, what kind of sick mind uses a religious holiday as a weapon?!

Dewey:
Wait, which one's 'Call the Cops Jerk'?

Hal:
That's like four of them!