Malcolm in the Middle, Season 6

[Hal and Lois sit in front of a fireplace looking through photos]

Lois:
Oh, I remember this! This is Reese's fifth birthday!

Hal:
And this must be Christmas that same year.

[The viewer sees an X-ray showing a candy cane stuffed five inches into the nasal cavity, hook-first]

Lois:
He grew up so fast!

Hal:
Oh, he sure did. Here's Malcolm's first day at school.

[The viewer sees another X-ray of the pelvic region with a toy truck in between the hips]

Lois:
Remember when we lost Dewey at the flea market?

[The viewer sees yet another X-ray of the chest region with a wristwatch embedded in the middle of it]

Hal:
[holds out wrist] Still keeps great time.

Lois:
Want to go through the arrest reports?

Hal:
I'll pour some more wine.