Malcolm in the Middle, Season 6

[Malcolm, Reese and Dewey are being menaced by a thug, but they don't know who he's after]

Dewey:
God, he looks mad. Which one of us do you think he wants?

Malcolm:
Reese, it's obviously you. That must have been his bike you super-glued to the train tracks!

Reese:
We don't know that! You were pretty fast and loose with that dog-crap slingshot the other day! How do you know you didn't hit him?

Malcolm:
[looks at Dewey] What about you? How many people did you convince to buy those algebra pills?

Dewey:
You know, our lives would be a lot easier if we didn't all pull this crap at the same time!

Reese:
I suggested a rotating calender years ago and you guys ignored me. And here we are!