Malcolm in the Middle, Season 6

Lois:
Well I don't know what to say. I planned on two days to get you into the old folks' home, two days to fight the court challenge, then I would fly back on Sunday. Now I'm stuck here. It's 300$ just to change my ticket.

Ida:
Good. You'll be here for the festival Saturday.

Lois:
What festival.

Ida:
[pulls Lois away] You stop it. You know it's St. Grotus Day!

Lois:
Oh my God, St Grotus Day, that's still around?

Floransa:
It is. And we haven't turned our church into a Burger King either!

Ida:
She's being modest. She was a terrific Grotus Day dancer. Made your children look like poisoned sheep. Best girl between the vlatnis in 15 counties!

Lois:
Not the vlatnis. God I hated the awful vlatny dance.

Ida:
You loved it! She begged to go.

Lois:
She dragged seven miles by my pigtails to some stinking butcher shop full of drunk uncles. I couldn't even see my feet between the flies and the cigarette smoke! When I was 16 I worked up the nerve to tell her I wanted to quit. She fed me nothing but bark for a week.

Ida:
It's her stupid idea of a joke. [pulls Lois away angrily] You're not around fancy big-shots, with all their teeth sipping wine! These are real people! You will not embarrass me in front of my friends by spitting on who you are and where you come from.

Lois:
Fine.