Man To Man With Dean Learner

Dean Learner:
Where do these soft-rock BELLENDS get off? How the hell did they even come up with that name. I mean what were they thinking?....'You know, we're a soft rock outfit, we want a name that denotes sleekness and power, perhaps we should name ourselves after a wild cat? But, you know, we've also got a sensitive side, we're vulnerable - perhaps we should give this wild cat a disability?...What about rheumatic panther? I'm not so sure. How about a hearing impediment? - What about Deaf Leopard? Good idea but I tell you what, you best remove one of the vowels, otherwise it'd be a stupid name.' And do you know how they spell Leopard? L E Double P A R D, that's how they spell leopard, L E Double P A R D.......Benders.