Married... with Children, Season 2

Steve:
I feel unworthy of someone like Marcy.

Al:
Yeah, she is a special person. By the way, here is her wedding ring that she lost down some guy's jock in a strip club last night. Anyway, how do you like those Bears this year?

Steve:
Wait a sec, Al. What's this about Marcy's wedding ring?

Al:
Oh yeah, yeah, ah...it was returned to me by the stripper whose underpants it was wedged in.

Steve:
WHAT?!

Al:
A stripper who called himself "Zorro" came to deliver the ring to me, said he got a message it belonged to Marcy.

Steve:
I cannot believe this.

Al:
Do not get upset at all this. Look at it as a "Get Out of Jail Free" card.

Steve:
What do you mean?

Al:
Use it next time Marcy is really angry at you. For example, she could be having one of her women's meetings and you could come in and say something like "12 women in the house and the dishes are dirty?" Then they all start getting mad at you. Then you just smile, pat your pocket, and make the sign of the Z.