Married... with Children, Season 2

[Chicago Grand Hotel. Peg and Al are enjoying a deluxe suite, being in the hot tub]

Peg:
We are obnoxious, but we will give you a big tip!

Bellboy:
Then it is OK. Mr. & Mrs. Bundy, one of the guests wishes to see you.

Al:
Send him in.

[Old man enters]

Old Man:
Bundy, I am Hiram Massey. I wished to thank you for sending us a bottle of champagne.

Peg:
Oh, that is our way of partying.

Hiram Massey:
My wife wishes to thank you too.

Al:
OK, where is she?

Hiram Massey:
She is a little shy.

Al:
No worries, we are all adults. Send the old bird in!

Hiram Massey:
Come on in, honey.

[A young woman with curly blonde hair enters]

Mrs. Massey:
Thanks for the bubbly!

[Peg is surprised at the age difference in marriage, but Al makes a subtle sign by jawing his cigar into an upright diagnoal position]]