Married... with Children, Season 4

Bud:
Hi, Mom.

Peg:
Hi, Kelly.

Kelly:
Hi, Mom.

Peg:
Hi, Bud.

Al:
Hi, Peg. And before you say "Hi" to the milkman, it's me.

Peg:
I know. I have a nose. By the way, honey, I saw you pushing your car home. Doesn't it work?

Al:
Peg, if you saw me pushing the car home, why didn't you help me?

Peg:
Well, I saw the kids out there and I figured if they weren't gonna help, why should I?

Al:
Kids, I have a little family announcement to make. But since I don't have an actual family, I'll say it to you. I have decided that it's time for me to buy a new car.

Peg:
I want a Cadillac.

Kelly:
I want a Ferrari.

Bud:
I want a Porsche.

Al:
Your wishes mean nothing to me. It's going to be my car, and I'll decide what I'm getting.

Bud:
Yeah. Just don't get another weenie-mobile.

Al:
If I want a weenie-mobile, I'll buy a weenie-mobile. But at least it'll be a new weenie-mobile. A new car. At last. Everything I've ever owned has been used. My car, my house, my... [gives Peg a significant nod]