Married... with Children, Season 4

Al:
We need to get some money and get it quick. Let us go through the classifieds.

Classified #1:
Free Money for Fools.

Al:
Nope, no way.

Al crosses that one out

Classified #2:
Store Toxic Waste at Home.

Al:
Hmm, what do you think Bud? Would you mind growing a second head to help out your dad?

Bud:
I am not sure Dad. My entire wardrobe seems to revolve around one head.

Al makes marking on ad

Al:
Well, we will circle this as a "maybe". OK, moving on...

Classified #3:
Woman Desperately Needs Hair for Wig. Will Meet Any Price. Red Preferred.

Al and Bud start to look at each other thinking the same thought