Archer, Season 2

Ray:
[loading up in the armory] No, shut up, we go in, drop the journal, and get out-no snooping.

Pam:
[wearing infrared goggles] Aw, come on! I just wanna see if me and her have stuff in common, like...

Cheryl:
Tons of cock porn lying around?

Pam:
I don't have cock porn just layin' around! But sometimes, you know, you forget it's in the VCR.

Ray:
How do you forget?

Pam:
You rub one out, flip back to regular TV, Superstars is on, and all of a sudden, here's Joe Frazier's dumb ass drowning, you forget it's in there! Until Mom and Dad come to visit to tell you she's got Lou Gehrig's disease.

Ray:
Why would you think it's okay to share that?