Married... with Children, Season 5

Peg:
So, are you really sick? You're not trying to get out of going to see my mother.

Al:
Now, Peg. That hurts. You know how much I love that huge fat woman.

[Bud enters Bundy residence]

Peg:
Oh good, Bud is back from the store. Did you get our gift for Grandma? Remember, it was one of those "larger women romance novels".

Bud:
Yes, I remember. They were all sold out of The Pie Man Always Rings Twice, so I had to go with her second choice, The Red Fudge of Courage.