Married... with Children, Season 5

Reading of the will of Al's cousin Steimey

Steimey Bundy{posthumous}:
Despite the popular idea of the "Bundy Curse", it remains that a Bundy can succeed. Did I mention I never married? For my cousins, I offer you this. Iggy Bundy, I hope you graduated college. Iggy is shown with his ugly wife staring into space Lester Bundy, I hope you became an astronaut. Lester is also shown with an ugly wife, wearing the uniform of a gas station attendant, holding a squegee Eugene Bundy, I hope you became a bank president. Eugene Bundy is shown without a wife

Eugene Bundy:
I did.

Eugene is shown wearing handcuffs and leg irons, shadowed by an armed prison guard

Steimey Bundy{posthumous}:
And Al...get your hand out of your pants! Al actually has his hand in his pants in public. He takes it out, both mortified and astonished I have no hope for you, but if I can give you any advice, at least dump that redhead who lifted my wallet! Regarding the disbursement of my estate, the first Bundy to sire a male child in my name, Steimey C. Bundy II, will inherit my entire estate of $500,000.

Iggy Bundy starts making out with his wife, as does Lester Bundy. Eugene Bundy is about to follow suit but realizes he is single and looking at a guard who has a shotgun pointed at him, then chuckles ashamedly