Married... with Children, Season 5

Al{on phone}:
Yeah, we are having a wedding so we need about 2 pounds of cold cuts. What is your cheapest stuff?...Yes, I will take the beaks and claws! I still think 12 cents a pound is damn steep.

Al hangs up. Jefferson enters Bundy residence

Jefferson D'Arcy:
Hey there Al, we have not had a chance to get to know each other, but you seem like a good guy. Can I share something with you?

Al:
Sure what is up?

Jefferson:
I have a dark secret that I have not yet told Marcy.

Al:
Oh, was it by chance "If I see any beaks or claws at my wedding I will snap and start murdering people with an axe?"

Jefferson:
No, I was recently released from prison. I want to tell Marcy when the time is right, but I needed to tell someone. Can you keep it under wraps.

Al:
No problem. Talking to Al Bundy is like talking to the wind.

Jefferson:
Thanks Al.

Jefferson departs Bundy residence

Al:
Peg, Peg!

Peg comes downstairs

Peg:
What is it, Al?

Al:
I have got a secret!