Married... with Children, Season 5

The thief of Polk High School's 1974 championship football trophy has been revealed; a black man who bears a striking resemblance to Bubba Smith

Al:
So, Spare Tire Jackson!

Spare Tire:
Al Bundy! Ever since Central lost that game, everything went downhill for me. Dead-end job, divorced twice.

Al:
Can't exactly feel sorry for you.

Spare Tire:
Do you have a mother-in-law who looks like this?

Spare Tire shows Al a photo that makes Al cringe

Al:
No, I have a mother-in-law who looks like this!

Al shows Spare Tire a photo that makes Spare Tire cringe

Al:
Why did you steal the trophy?

Spare Tire:
Polk did not deserve it. Your knee hit the ground.

Al:
Untrue!

Spare Tire uses chalk to mark the floor

Spare Tire:
That is my line, Bundy. If I beat you back, the trophy goes to Central where it belongs. If you cross this line, I will leave you and the trophy alone forever.

The theme from Chariots of Fire plays as Al charges Spare Tire in slow motion

Spare Tire:
ROAR!

Al:
AUGH!

Al's knee nearly hits floor, but Al imposes self-control. Al steps across chalk line, knocking over Spare Tire. Both men are on ground

Spare Tire:
I got to hand it to you Bundy, you really are the best! Sorry I doubted you.

Al:
No problem, thanks for the rematch. Now, nighty night!

Spare Tire:
Nighty night!

Both men fall asleep on floor, exhausted