Married... with Children, Season 5

Peg:
Al, we cannot redeem the ticket!

Al:
No problem, I have the perfect ploy.

Screen flips

Marcy and Jefferson are sitting on Al's couch

Al:
So you redeem the ticket, and we are talking a 50/50 split.

Marcy{enraged}:
Al Bundy, this is the dumbest scam you have concocted so far! Cheating an American business. Only a criminal would agree.

Jefferson:
I will do it.

Marcy rolls eyes remembering her husband is an ex-con, then talks to him in private

Marcy{sighing}:
Dear, at least remember that despite your past, you were a white-collar criminal. The best this man can hope to become is a ring-around-the-collar criminal!