Married... with Children, Season 6

Al sees man with head buried on bar

Al:
Hey pal, you want to hear about a real jackass? See, I have this neighbor, Jefferson, who is a real doormat to his wife. Why just the other day he...

Man lifts up head to reveal himself as Jefferson

Al:
AUGH! Oh, I mean there are so many guys named Jefferson...

Jefferson:
No worries Al, I am leaving Marcy.

Al:
Really?? How come?

Jefferson:
It was the baby convention that did it. All those swollen bellies and screaming infants proved too much for me.