Married... with Children, Season 6

Al:
That's what's wrong with this country, Peg: every time something tears up, we call someone to fix it. Not like Grandpa Bundy. There was a fixin' man.

Bud:
You mean Grandpa Hook?

Al:
Well, circular saws were new then. But he carved his own hook, he didn't call anybody!

Peg:
It would have been hard for him to hold the phone with the one finger he had left on his other hand.

Al:
One finger is all a real American needs, Peg.