Married... with Children, Season 6

Leona, an ugly woman enters shoe store

Kelly & Bud{[in unison]:
It's the groupie, it's the groupie!

Leona:
I want to talk to you!

Al:
Please take a number.

Leona:
This store is about as empty as your head!

Al:
Store policy is that all customers must take a number.

Leona goes to cash register and takes a ticket

Al:
What number are you?

Leona:
One!

Al:
Now serving Number One!

Leona:
I want my money back. These shoes are as useless to me as a comb is to you. I've only worn them once, and they split at the sides.

Al:
Let me explain this. It's just like an elevator. There's a two-ton weight limit. What say I just nail the soles to your feet? It'll give you more traction when you're pulling the ice wagon.

Leona:
You'll be hearing from my attorney!

Al:
Is that the law offices of Haagen and Dazs?

Leona leaves store in rage; Bud sees that was obviously not the woman they were looking for

Al:
Now serving Number Two!

No other people are seen in store; Al goes back to burying head in hands