Married... with Children, Season 8

Al:
Every day for the past 30 years you high-heeled pitbulls blamed us for everything. From not being able to go to Harvard to not being able to get into strech pants.

[the men agree]

Bob:
We've been called pigs.

Pete:
We've been called scum.

Jefferson:
We've even been called Ply wood bottoms.

[the men look at him wierd]

Jefferson:
Or at least I have.

Al:
But we're sick and tired of it. Now we have a list of demands and if these demands are not met, we're going to take this masculine feminist and we're going to perform television's first sexorcism.

[A tied up Jerry Springer is nervous and tries to back away from Al and the members of No MA'AM. The male audience cheers]

Al:
Tell them what that is Jefferson.

Jefferson:
[removes mask] My name's Hank.

Al:
Right. Sorry Hank

Jefferson:
That's ok Al.

[the men look at him wierd]'

Jefferson:
Anyway if these demands go unheeded, not only we'll Jerry to watch hours of Pro Wrestling. But we'll force him to watch them in these.

[Jim reveals a stinky yellow under shrit and Pete shows a pair of boxers which reads "It's All Me."]

Jefferson:
A Stinky yellow undershirt and a pair of boxers which reads "It's All Me."

[the men cheered as the No Ma'am members shove the clothes in Jerry's face who tries to resist them]