Married... with Children, Season 11

Al:
It was a bad day today, Peg. One minute the biggest woman in the world was in front of me. I was trying to wedge a size four on her foot with my lucky shoe horn. The next minute she was gone.

Peg:
The woman died in your store?

Al:
Not the woman Peg, the shoe horn. Look at it Peg, crushed like a beer can at a Raiders game.