M*A*S*H, Season 2

Henry:
Holy cow! (Reading charges) "Insubordination! Conduct unbecoming officers! Violations of Articles 13 through 27 with a repeat on 26!"

Hawkeye:
That must be altering salute by placing thumb on nose.

Trapper:
Henry, there's something you should know about those charges.

Hawkeye:
Yes. We're guilty.

Henry:
I'll tell you what else you are: You are under arrest. General's orders.

Hawkeye:
Swell. What do we tell the casualties? We only operate on visiting days?

Trapper:
You gonna lock us up, Sheriff?

Henry:
If you guys didn't outclass every bit of surgical talent in Korea, your tails would have been in handcuffs a long time ago.

Hawkeye:
Henry, it's no crime, or it shouldn't be, for doctors to try to get decent medical equipment.

Henry:
Did you really yell "Give me an incubator or give me death"? Wow. Did you really call a one-star general a "NINCOMPAC"?