M*A*S*H, Season 3

Based on the 20th Century-Fox film M*A*S*H (an acronym for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital), a big hit of 1970 which was based in turn on the book of the same name, M*A*S*H was an American television series about a team of doctors and nurses stationed… more »

Hawkeye:
I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!

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  • jeffl.44424
    One of my favorite quotes from the series. Nearly as good as Sigmund's, first early on and then in the finale, "ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice"
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