M*A*S*H, Season 4

Hawkeye:
Klinger, what civil war hero said "Damn the torpedoes! Full steam ahead." And please try to answer with less than the seven basic ballet movements.

Klinger:
I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Tugarraf!

Hawkeye:
"Tugarraf?!"

BJ:
That's "Farragut." He said it backwards.

Hawkeye:
Aha! True or false: You can reach the high notes of the "Star-Spangled Banner" by standing on your toes.

Klinger:
That ain't part of the test!

Hawkeye:
Yes, but how did you know?

Radar:
He's cheating! He's got the answers written all over him!

Klinger:
I am not! Those are tattoos! Leave me alone!

Hawkeye:
No wonder he knows history like the back of his hand.