M*A*S*H, Season 7

Based on the 20th Century-Fox film M*A*S*H (an acronym for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital), a big hit of 1970 which was based in turn on the book of the same name, M*A*S*H was an American television series about a team of doctors and nurses stationed… more »

(Private Rich wakes up and sees Hawkeye looking at his chart)

Hawkeye:
Oh, you caught me. I was just eavesdropping on your condition. These charts come in handy, you know? Everybody ought to have one. Somebody asks how you're doing, you don't have to answer. Just show them your chart. So how are you doing?

(Private Rich touches the chart)

Hawkeye:
Wise guy, huh?

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