M*A*S*H, Season 8

Klinger (passing out copies of Stars & Stripes to the officers):
Here; read this.

Hawkeye (reading):
"Scandal Rocks Capitol Hill. Congressman Daniel Lurie-!"

Everyone else:
*gasps of surprise*

Hawkeye (reading on):
"-Caught in Washington Love Nest with Aide's Wife! 'My-my husband drove me to it,' sobbed a tearful-"

Everyone (reading together):
"-L. Shirley Williamson!"

Hawkeye (reading on):
"'I needed more than a man who's married to his work first and me second!'"

Margaret:
Now wait, wait. That seems fair. He had the Congressman's ear, and she got everything else!