M*A*S*H, Season 8

Based on the 20th Century-Fox film M*A*S*H (an acronym for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital), a big hit of 1970 which was based in turn on the book of the same name, M*A*S*H was an American television series about a team of doctors and nurses stationed… more »

Charles:
Well, how would you feel if your sister were marrying a swarthy dark-haired olive picker?

Klinger:
She did. And for your information, Major, so did my mother and my grandmother, not to mention the future Mrs. Max Klinger, whoever she is. (Klinger storms out of the office)

Charles:
Did I say something to offend him?

Charles (Enters Colonel Potter's tent):
Colonel, it is imperative I get to Boston

Potter:
Boston, Massachusetts?

Charles:
Yes! Yes. Boston, Massachusetts.

Potter:
Now just hang on to your homburg Winchester. You come barreling into your CO's bunkhouse, bellow at him like a berserk buffalo aggravating his anger and his hangover all because you want to bug out. How would you like to spend the rest of the war with a bull's-eye on your dome?

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