M*A*S*H, Season 8

(discussing a surprise birthday party for Hawkeye in the Swamp)

Charles:
What about we do something civilized?

Klinger:
Like what?

Charles:
Like sipping sherry while musicians play a string trio by Franz Josef Haydn. Or perhaps, someone with a trained voice could read selections from Edna St. Vincent Millay.

Margaret:
This is for Pierce?

BJ:
Oh he'd love it once we got him tied to the chair.

Klinger:
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. I don't wanna be entertained by somebody with three names unless it's Gypsy Rose Lee.

Charles:
This cultural commentary is brought to you by Maxwell "Swinish" Klinger.