M*A*S*H, Season 9

(Charles is in the shower)

Klinger:
So O Great Girth One, do you still want that valuable wine?

Charles:
Do I still have a palate?

Klinger:
I don't know and I'm not about to peek. I can get you five bottles, it'll run you forty per.

Charles:
For--! My last offer was thirty.

Klinger:
Consider it a cost of dying increase

Charles:
I smell the distinct odor of profiteering.

Klinger:
Try a little more soap.

Charles:
But I also smell the delicate bouquet of a '37 Bordeaux. You're taking advantage of me. You know I'm an eonophile.

Klinger:
Hey talk like that in the shower makes me nervous. Now do you want it or don't you?

Charles:
Unfortunately, I am at a disadvantaged position. You have me drinking out of the palm of your hand.