M*A*S*H, Season 9

Charles:
Colonel, what's the point in bearing a grudge?

Potter:
Glad to see you using some common sense.

Charles:
What possible benefit could I derive from becoming angry over the impending arrival of the cretin that banished me to this flea hatchery?

Potter:
You are using common sense, aren't you?

Charles:
Just because I was forced to surrender the delights of Tokyo, where I could indulge in kabuki, and octopus.

Potter:
Winchester, you're letting that goat of yours get got again.

Charles:
Have you ever savored the epicurean delight of fresh octopus?

Potter:
I don't care for any food that hangs onto the plate when you pick it up.

Charles:
The injustice of it all to banish me to this vermin preserve just to avoid paying the 600 dollars he lost to me in a cribbage game. Ergo when he arrives I shall perform surgery on the first organ that presents itself.

Potter:
Major, I got a hospital to run and I don't want Baldwin in it.

Charles:
Oh sir this might be the only chance I have to savor the sweet fruit of revenge. I swear by all that is holy on Beacon Hill, I shall get even.

Potter:
Major, ten-hut! I need a volunteer to stay away from Baldwin and you're it! (Charles tries to argue) About face! Forward Skedaddle!

Charles:
The last laugh has yet to be laughed Colonel.