M*A*S*H, Season 11

Based on the 20th Century-Fox film M*A*S*H (an acronym for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital), a big hit of 1970 which was based in turn on the book of the same name, M*A*S*H was an American television series about a team of doctors and nurses stationed… more »

Hawkeye:
I'll make you a deal: I fix the autoclave. I go.

Margaret:
Fine.

Hawkeye:
Ok. Fine. Fine. Very simple. The hinge is bent, that's all. Takes three seconds.

Margaret:
Uh-huh.

Hawkeye:
One (hits it), two (hits it again), three...(hits it and the door falls off).

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