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M*A*S*H, Season 11

Based on the 20th Century-Fox film M*A*S*H (an acronym for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital), a big hit of 1970 which was based in turn on the book of the same name, M*A*S*H was an American television series about a team of doctors and nurses stationed… more »

Klinger:
The Piranhas [Marines] have landed at Rosie's, and already we've got their first casualty!

Hawkeye:
Uh, sorry, I don't remove tattoos.

Klinger:
How about billiard balls?

BJ:
What?!

Klinger:
A Marine got one stuck in his mouth.

BJ:
Now, that must have been some shot.

Hawkeye:
Can he breathe?

Klinger:
Oh yeah, he's fine; you need a bazooka to kill these guys. He bet someone that he could put a pool ball in his mouth and then take it out.

BJ:
Well, he was half right.

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