Archer, Season 3

[Burt and Archer are going down an elevator that is taking a long time to get down]

Burt Reynolds:
...You're kidding me.

Archer:
I know, it's like, the world's slowest elevator.

Burt Reynolds:
...Why don't you get a bat-pole?

Archer:
Nine thousand bucks.

Burt Reynolds:
What?

Archer:
Lowest quote I got.

Burt Reynolds:
Well, that's ridiculous.

Archer:
I know. It's just basically putting a pole where the garbage chute is, but all the co-op people were like, "But what are we going to do with all the garbage?"

Burt Reynolds:
Well, you just dump the garbage down the same chute. Then you will have a pile of garbage to land on.

Archer:
Yeah, if you're coming in hot, I know, it's a win-win.

Burt Reynolds:
Plus, you were going to pay for it yourself. No assessment or anything.

Archer:
Exactly.

Burt Reynolds:
...Ridiculous.

Archer:
Preaching to the choir, pal.