Melrose Place, Season 1

Ella:
Always knew you were destined to win an Oscar someday, but I never thought it would be for acting. Bravo.

Jonah:
Well, I had to come up with a way to stop Franz from slipping you the Wiener schnitzel before salad was served.

Ella:
I was talking about pretending to be a publicist.

Jonah:
Oh.

Ella:
Jonah, hi, it's me, Ella. You actually think some horny director would ever faze me? I deal with guys like that all the time in my sleep. I think that you put your arm around me and pretended to be my beau because secretly it's what you wanted since the day that we met.

Jonah:
You really are drunk. Aren't you?

Ella:
You know... funny thing is, is that you and I as a couple-completely natural. I mean, Franz totally bought it.

Jonah:
Yeah, after drinking an entire vat of wine, I think he'd buy anything we sold him.