Melrose Place, Season 1

Amanda:
Don't you just love living here?

David:
Who are you?

Amanda:
I'm an old friend of your father and Syd's. Actually, we all used to live here.

David:
Good times. Hey, was there something in the chlorine back then that made you guys all so twisted?

Amanda:
Actually, I'm not sure it dissipated. Stealing art? Isn't that kind of a twisted way to make a living?

David:
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Amanda:
Well, before Syd died, we reconnected, and she opened up to me. About a lot. David, I-I gave her something of mine, a keepsake. It hasn't shown up in her belongings.

David:
I'm not a lost-and-found.

Amanda:
Well, if you don't have what I'm looking for, maybe you could help me find it.

David:
Look, I'm all for helping out strangers in need, but after you walk in here accusing me of being some criminal, I think I'll pass.

Amanda:
All right. Just know that as an upstanding citizen, I may have to do whatever it takes to protect the community from thieves like you.