Melrose Place, Season 1

Jonah:
[while discussing his film with Owen Anderson] Riley just has this teeny bad habit of changing her mind.

Riley:
Oh, yeah, see, he's referring to our engagement. I didn't answer his proposal immediately, then all hell broke loose, and we broke up.

Owen:
Brok... Dude, splitsville? No way. Where's that story?

Ella:
Hey, look, they may have broken up, but that does not mean that they didn't share a storybook love story.

Riley:
Storybook? You slept with him.

Owen:
Whoa, what? Dude, Jacob and Rachel's destinies are cosmically intertwined, and you cheated on her?

Jonah:
No, no, see, I didn't cheat on her because Riley and I had already ended things, so technically it was over.

Riley:
[turns to Ella] And who was there waiting? The vulture in Versace.

Ella:
Oh, well, there's that sense of humor we were just talking about.