Archer, Season 3

Archer:
Lawyer up. Call the cops.

Malory:
What?

Archer:
Oh, and hit the throttle on the bourbon because I'm gonna have to, uh, bust you in the face a couple times.

Malory:
What are you talking about?

Archer:
Self-defense, Mother! It's your only shot! We'll have to uncuff him and "de-dildo" him, obviously... Smash up the furniture like he was chasing you all rapey. Fortunately, he's Italian so that shouldn't be too hard to sell.