The Mentalist, Season 3

Lisbon:
You're looking a little creaky.

Jane:
Yeah, a cattle prod will do that to you.

Lisbon:
The doctor says there's no lasting effects.

Jane:
Well, that doctor should try it himself sometime. [watches as Lisbon smiles] That was a big smile.

Lisbon:
Of course I'm glad you're back. I'm also glad we solved one without you.

Jane:
You were kidnapped and delivered to me. That counts as solving one?

Lisbon:
Hightower and the team found us.

Jane:
But if I hadn't held off Rachel, they would have found us dead in a burned out house.

Lisbon:
Oh, you held off Rachel?

Jane:
Yes.

Lisbon:
Where's my apple?

Jane:
Your what?

Lisbon:
My apple. I asked you to get me an apple.

Jane:
I come through the valley of death and all you can think about is your stomach. A piece of fruit.

Lisbon:
That's right.

Jane:
An apple.

Lisbon:
Yes.

Jane:
That's just plain selfish.

Lisbon:
Selfish. Me: selfish.

Jane:
Yes, it is. You're on my couch. I'm trying to have a cup of tea. Have you finished? You called me creaky. I've been cattle prodded all week. I just want to have a rest and a cup of tea and a little sleep.

Lisbon:
[sigh] Oh, I wish I had a cattle prod.