The Mentalist, Season 4

Lisbon:
Jane? How are you feeling?

Jane:
Excellent, I think.

Lisbon:
It's good to see you breathing.

Jane:
It's good to see you period.

Lisbon:
We are doing everything we can to find your attacker. You didn't happen to see a face, did you?

Jane:
No... Not that I can remember.

Lisbon:
What's the last thing you do remember?

Jane:
[He makes her come closer.]Are we sleeping together?

Lisbon:
Excuse me?! [backs off quickly.]

Jane:
Well, you're a cop, that's obvious. But you're not judging me like a suspect, and I can't see any other reason for a police officer to come to my bed side [laughs], unless we're sleeping together.

Lisbon:
You don't ... know who I am.

Jane:
Please don't take it personnaly, I'm sure you're quite memorable. I just... I've been through a lot, apparently.

Lisbon:
No. We are not sleeping together.

Jane:
We're working toward it, right? So I haven't missed anything. [She looks lost.] So, what's your name?

Lisbon:
[smiles] Are you putting me on?

Jane:
I wish I was.

Lisbon:
I'm Teresa Lisbon, I'm with the CBI. I'm a homicide detective. You're my consultant.

Jane:
I catch bad guys, well that sounds like fun! I always wanted to put my psychic gifts against criminals.

Lisbon:
You're not... a psychic.