Archer, Season 3

Randy Gillet:
[pointing gun] Don't you move. Don't move a inch.

Ray:
What do you mean, "don't move"?! I came to help, you asshole!

Randy:
Well, you ain't gonna be much help with your legs blown off. There's mines all in the yard.

Archer:
Ray, to be honest, I'm kind of having second thoughts about this whole thing.

Cheryl:
Uh, get in line.

Janelle:
Randy Gillet, where are your manners? Get these folks the map of that damn minefield so they can come inside. [seductively] I've got some nice hot pie for 'em.

Archer:
Okay, now I'm having third thoughts.

Ray:
Oh, please don't.

Archer:
It would be rude not to eat her pie, which I assume is not only hot, but also moist... Although hopefully not flaky.