The Mentalist, Season 5

[Jane gets into his car to realise Charlotte is there]

Jane:
Still here.

Charlotte:
You're still tripping.

Jane:
It would seem so.

Charlotte:
You really shouldn't be driving. And you especially should not be driving an ambulance.

Jane:
[looks around to see that he's actually in an ambulance] Well that was some strong tea...[sees Lisbon approaching] Oh-oh.

Lisbon:
Now you're stealing an ambulance!

Jane:
No! I'm just admiring the interior. Wicked GPS. How much you think one of these rigs goes for?

Lisbon:
You need bed rest!

Jane:
I need to go back to the crime scene.

Charlotte:
What's her story? She have a boyfriend?

Jane:
Be quiet.

Lisbon:
I didn't say anything.

Jane:
I was talking to the hallucination.

Lisbon:
In bed. Now.

Jane:
When I was in the victim's kitchen I made a break through in the case. At least I thought I did. That's about when the wacky tea kicked in.

Lisbon:
Fine, I will have Van Pelt come down here with crime scene photos.

Jane:
Not the same, I have to be there. Hallucinations are part of the subconscious, mine could be clues.

Lisbon:
We'll go when you're lucid!

Jane:
When I'm lucid I could forget everything. But right now, let me tell you, right now my visions are very very real.

Lisbon:
In other words, you wanna use drugs to solve a case.

Jane:
Some great minds did their best work on hallucinogens.

Lisbon:
Now you have a great mind?

Charlotte:
Uhuh! I like her!

Jane:
Oh you're funny. Double act, huh?

Lisbon:
Jane, you're scaring me.

Jane:
Teresa, you can call me Patrick. Drugs is not the path I would choose, but it's been chosen for me, so I must stay the course. Please, I implore you, take me back to the crime scene.