Metalocalypse, Season 1

Nathan:
Attention! You big baby!

Skwisgaar:
Ah, what are you doing? Going for a crybaby walk?

Murderface:
Hey! Why's everybody wearing camouflage? Joining the Marines?

Nathan:
We wanted to, uhh, surprise you. In outfits.

Murderface:
Y'look like stupid Navy Seals.

Nathan:
That's part of the surprise.

Murderface:
Why?

Nathan:
Because it makes us harder to see! That's awesome.

Pickles:
Hey douchefag! [a car is lowered in front of Murderface] Happy Birthday!

Nathan:
Well, what do you think?

Toki:
Big fat tires and everything!

Murderface:
But I already got, like, a million limos.

Pickles:
Dude, not like this one. This is the limo that Kennedy got his brains smashed open in with a bullet! [makes gunshot noises]

Nathan:
It's all souped up... and desecrated.

Skwisgaar:
Yeah, dude, and the driver's seat is the chair from, like, where President Wrinkloln was shot. And assassinated in.

Pickles:
And... you're entered in the first-ever Dethklok Dethmolition Klok-a-matae Deth Derby!

Toki:
And I made you this macaroni murder lady. What used to be the red hots were the blood, but I ates them.

Murderface:
You mean I get to destroy United States history... LITERALLY!? [sheds a tear of blood]