Metalocalypse, Season 1

Pickles:
Okay, we are gonna delight you all with a little improvisational comedy. Now all we need to start is one location.

Audience Member:
HOW 'BOUT A DIFFERENT COMEDY CLUB? [laughter]

Pickles:
Okay, I heard a... gas station.

Murderface:
I'm a gas station attendant!

Pickles:
[sitting on a stool pretending to hold a steering wheel] Fill her up, I am driving a Corvette. It is, midnight blue with-

Audience Member:
HEY PIPPY-LONG-BORING! YOU SUCK! [laughter]

Pickles:
Can't you fill it up just a little bit faster?

Murderface:
Well I'm trying! I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A FUCKING GAS TANK!

Pickles:
That's because it's a stool Murderface!

Audience Member:
HEY IDIOT! DON'T NEGATE THE PREMISE! [laughter]

Pickles:
It's on - it's on - it's over there - wherever. Just please hurry. I would like to leave this horrible place...

Murderface:
Ahhh, I should check the oil... better go get my tools. You know what? I'm gonna leave... this sucks! Good luck dying out there!

Pickles:
Are you leaving?

Murderface:
Yes I'm leaving!