Metalocalypse, Season 1

Twinkletits:
What happened back there?

Murderface:
I don't care.

Twinkletits:
Hey, I've got an idea. [Removes glasses.] Let's rock talk!

Murderface:
No!

Twinkletits:
C'mon, don't you wanna get in touch with you know, your - your inner dude?

Murderface:
No thanks, I hate that guy.

Twinkletits:
Now we're getting somewhere! Let's rock talk about that!

Murderface:
I don't wanna.

Twinkletits:
Hmm. What a shame, you know. Guess I'll just have to, you know, hold onto all these banana stickers, I got like a million -

Murderface:
[eyes widen] Okay, I'll rock talk.

Twinkletits:
Good. I want you to tell me about young Murderface. Tell me a nice story about when Murderface was just a little tiny boy.

Murderface:
Well, okay, here goes.